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This Sunday we have compiled a list of riddles, jokes, and puns to put a smile on your face.

Q: What is at the end of everything?
A: The letter G

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The Baaaaaaahamas

Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet Books!

Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?
A: To visit the Milky Way

Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
A: Ants!

Q: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
A: French Flies

Q: How did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken’s foot!

Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear

Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
A: Mississippi

Q: What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
A: Silence

Q: What does the pizza say when it introduces itself?
A: Slice to meet you

Q: What is the most musical bone?
A: The trom-bone

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they forgot the words

Q: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
A: He’s all right now.

Stay tuned for more resources to help spark kids’ creative learning!

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